- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Women.

Punch line.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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