- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

An atheist walks into a church

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Why? Whats wrong?

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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