- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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