Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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