- Anti Joke

Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

1+1 =? Too

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Potassium? K.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.