A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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knock knock who's there no one

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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dead battery come on down

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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