This is not an anti joke.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

A baby seal walks into a club.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why did the dog eat poop?

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Your all fags

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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