- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Chicken penis.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

knock knock who's there aids

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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