what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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WNBA

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Chicken

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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