How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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my friend is gay hes gay

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Wy did the chicken?

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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E= McVagina

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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