Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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The 13th Amendment...

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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your mom

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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