- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Obamacare haters

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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