Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Bake until golden at 375

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Womens Rights.

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