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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Matt is not funny.

Romans rights.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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