Women's rights.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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I can't see my forehead

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Yes!

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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