- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

skurfboards we love fat kids

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Women.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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