What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

black guy graduating high school

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Anti Joke

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