- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

YEAH THEY DO.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

YES! EXACTLY!

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Your social life.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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