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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Woman's rights.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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your mom

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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