- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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