- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Potassium? K.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Justin Beiber

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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