- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

The Holocaust.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

This is not an anti joke.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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