Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Punch line.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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