How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Potassium? K.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Justin Beiber

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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