- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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What is cold? Winter

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Jaden McMichael

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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BenWuzHear

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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