- Anti Joke

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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