Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Stephen Walking.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

shammmm is a lesbian.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Barack Obama

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

A disabled man walks into a bar.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Anti Joke

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