why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Your Mom.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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womens rights

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Penis

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Anti Joke

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