- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

im a dragon, no im not

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

A seal walks into a club.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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