ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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penus

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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where are you?

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