- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

knock, knock come in

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Hi? No!!!!!

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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