- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Potassium? K.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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