Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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knock knock piss off

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Women.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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