- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

your mom died.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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