- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What is cold? Winter

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What is long and black The unemployment line

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Male penises.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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