Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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buttcrack thumbs up

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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