- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Womens' Rights

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

thumbs up!

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Robin, get in the batmobile.

DON"T READ THIS!

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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