Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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your father died

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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