What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Dylan is a person

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Meow.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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