- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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