how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Chicken penis.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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black guy graduating high school

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Anti Joke

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