- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

so dont touch it.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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