- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

A walrus walks into a bar

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

i like turtals and kids

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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