Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

i have yougurt with tractor

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

I hate black people. Because their black.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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