Womans profesional lacrosse

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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