a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What is 9 + 10? 21

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

The WNBA.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

what do you call gingers ugly.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Anti Joke

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