- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Drunk irish man

knock, knock come in

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Well educated black man.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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