A man is driving down a back country road in an old beat up car going 30 mph when he notices a black horse and a white horse keeping pace with him. They keep up with him for a few miles before passing him and turning into a farm on the road. The man is quite impressed with the horses speed and follows them to the farmer and offers the farmer living there the horses in exchange for the car. The farmer says the horses are bad luck but accepts the trade, and the man walks off with the horses. The man then enters the horses in a big horse race and puts a lot of money on them. The horses immediately take the lead and are about to finish the race when the black horse trips and the white horse goes back to pick him up and end up losing. The man is furious and returns the horses to the farmer and gets his car back. The next day another man is driving in a nicer car down the same road going 50 mph when the black horse and the white horse run right past his car. Impressed with the horses speed the man trades his car to the farmer who warns him about the horses. Ignoring the farmer's warning the man enters the horses in a new race. The horses once again take the lead and are close to finishing first and second when the black horse trips and the white horse goes and picks him up again once again losing their lead. The man angrily returns the horses in exchange for his car. The next day a third man drives down the same road in a brand new sports car. While he's testing the limits of the car the horses catch up to him and run with him. Surprised by the speed of the horses the man speeds up in his car but the horses manage to keep up. The horses eventually run past the man and turn into their farm, and the man looks down and realizes that the horses had been running faster than 120 mph. The man goes to the farmer and offers his car in exchange for the horses. The farmer accepts but gives the man the same warning he gave the two men earlier. The new man just like the other two men ignores the warning and enters the horses into a race and bets a lot of money on them. This time the horse take the lead out of the gate but feet from the finish line the white horse trips and falls. The black horse seeing this goes back and helps him up once again losing the race. The man is disgusted and releases the horses into the city in hopes that they'll die out there. The two horses are wander into a bar, and the bartender looks at them and says: "hey you two why the long face?"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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poo is yummy

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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