- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

knock knock ... no one was in

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

That's not what she said.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why did the jew die Really...

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Women's rights.

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