How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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