Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Your mom is fat

One time I masturbated by myself

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

A women president

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Mmmmmmmmbutch

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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