- Anti Joke

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda pop" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.