- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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