- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??