What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Billy Cundiff.

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