Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Hello

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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An atheist walks into a church

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Woman rights.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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