A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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