- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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