how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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