A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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justin bieber

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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