Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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