Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Well educated black man.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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hi patrick

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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