- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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