Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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