How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

i have yougurt with tractor

Well educated black man.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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