Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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why do you care?

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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