Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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