How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Dylan is a person

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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