a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Lisa’ house needed to be painted and her brother offered to do it for her. Lisa thought it was a nice gesture and told him that she wanted the house in antique white. However; after painting the house, Lisa noticed that her brother had used a color with a dark yellow tone. ”Are you sure this is Antique white?” she asked him. ”Offcourse!” he said. Afraid of hurting his feelings, Lisa didn’t dare to say anything. Ten years later, the house needed to be painted again. This time Lisa wanted to hire a professional painter, but her brother insisted on doing for her. He brought the paint, which Lisa recognized as the same yellow paint, with a color that Lisa had really begun to hate. ”Brother, are you sure this is antique white?” she asked, forcing a seriousness in her voice. ”Offcourse!” he answered, and Lisa was still too embarressed to object. Her brother didn’t have an easy life and she didn’t want to break his confidence. So the house was painted, same as before. Lisa did however notice a strange light in her brothers eyes. Another ten years passed, and the house needed to be painted a third time. This time however Lisa had had enough. Though it was her brother, she had become increasingly ashamed of her house had even stopped having guests over. With a deep breath she picked up the phone and called up her brother, ready to confront him. A woman answered; it was his wife. She could hardly speak because of her sobbing. Unfortunately Lisa’s brother had been killed in a car accident earlier that day.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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