- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

obama leadership

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Anti Joke

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