Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Male penises.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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