Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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