- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Knock, Knock Come in

A blind man walks into a pole.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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