- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

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thumbs up!

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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