What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

womens rights

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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