A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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rebecca is a hard worker

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GINGER PEOPLE

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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