ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Some people like melon and others like soup.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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