- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Male penises.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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