What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Women.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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