How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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