How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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she wasn't 18

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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knock, knock come in

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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