- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

eloise dey.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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