How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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I've got a dig bick

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Soccer...

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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