- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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