what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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A seal walks into a club.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Male penises.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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