- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

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