- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

thumbs up!

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

DON"T READ THIS!

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Woman's rights.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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