- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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