How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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