A seal walks into a club.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Male penises.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What is cold? Winter

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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