- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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