- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

I hate black people. Because their black.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

poo is yummy

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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