How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

27

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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