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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

wood cant chuck wood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

hey bill!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Samantha

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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