- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

raping black women

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

I said I hate niiggers

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why is pi? Because circles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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