- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't see my forehead

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

What just hit my face? The floor

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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