-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

liam buchan is gay !

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

whats a dick a dick

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

The cow went moo

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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