what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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