- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

A seal walks into a club.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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