What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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