- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

your father died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Women have the right to vote.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

miley cyrus

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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