what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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trumpy trumpy trump

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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