- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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