What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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