- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

hi to the world fromthe world

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

You know what is not cool? Fire.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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