Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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I said I hate niiggers

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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