How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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