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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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