Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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