- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

since when?

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

whats black? a black man

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Who's there? Knock Knock.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Unnnnnnnn

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Hi? No!!!!!

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