why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Joey mayer's face

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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