You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Knock knock. Come in.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

This is not an anti joke.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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