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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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