- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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