One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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