Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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penis

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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