If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Tell you something funny.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Girls Basketball.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Gorden Brown.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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