- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What's funnier than 24? 25

A man made a sandwich.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Kathy Griffin.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

I just can't stand sitting down!

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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