- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

A walrus walks into a bar

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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